If u follow the speed limit fuck you
please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts
there are two kinds of rapid escalation
well that peopled twicely
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babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college
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my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
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fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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